The LAWA Dictionary

A

Actors

The apostles of LAWA

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American Flag

Something to be burned, protested, degraded, stomped on, shredded at a peaceful protest. (see Peaceful Protest)

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B

Blame

A LAWA tatic to change the conservative narrative.

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Bullying

  1. Whenever a Christian speaks out against same-sex marriage, transgender, illegal immigration, and basically anything that comes out of their mouths.
  2. Telling Trump supporters to peaceably and quietly go to the capital building to protest the election.
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C

Catch and Release

The arrest of undocumented citizens for minor crimes such as rape, murder, grand larceny, etc.. These citizens are then set free from the fascist ICE agents to live as they choose, continuing their way of life.  

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Choice

The freedom to choose—provided the choice is abortion. Any other moral, religious, or personal objection disqualifies you from having a “choice.”

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Civil Rights

  1. Uncivil Left
  2. Degrading the founding fathers to uplift the LAWA Agenda
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Compasion

  1. Obeying the LAWA creed. 
  2. Giving away money you didn’t earn.

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Conservation

Protecting all life excpet humans

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Conservative

  1. Racist (See Racist)
  2. Someone who speaks offensive words (See Offensive)

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D

Democracy

A system that functions properly only when LAWA-approved candidates win. Election outcomes are valid unless they produce the “wrong” result.

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Dictator

  1. An individual that disagrees with the LAWA Agenda
  2. Donald J. Trump
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Disrespect

Speaking out against LAWA (See Hate Speech)

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Diversity

Uniformity of thought enforced through social pressure, censorship, and institutional power.

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E

Education

  1. Programming all minds to think understand and promote the LAWA agenda.
  2. Dumbing down America. 
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Equity

Government-mandated unequal treatment, justified as fairness, until outcomes match ideological expectations.

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F

Fair Elections

Any Election where the outcome shows the left leaning candidate winning.

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Free Speech

Any and all speech that expresses the LAWA agenda.

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G

Gender

“We don’t know”

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Global Warming

  1. Everyone but the LAWA rich using electricity, cars, commercial aircraft, trains, etc..
  2. Following Al Gore philosophies.
  3. Follow any science except when it doesn’t fit the LAWA Agenda. (See Science)
  4. Run and Hide we are all going to die.
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Greed

Wanting to keep the money you earned, instead of giving it to the government for liberal spending. 

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Guns

Vicious weapons that Force people to kill each other.

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H

Hate Speech

Any speech that questions, criticizes, or disagrees with the LAWA worldview.

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Health Care

  1. Free assistance to medical care designed to help with pain management for early death, when your life is deemed non-productive by LAWA standards.
  2. Anyone at retirement age, and is a strain of society, must humanity be put to sleep. (permanently)
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Holy Bible

  1. Unapproved reading material for schools, churches, places of employment, and pretty much anywhere people may gather.
  2. Can be used only if LAWA sanctions it.
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I

Inclusion

Abandoning any moral code and supporting immorality. 

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Injustice

  1. Undocumented citizens being deported.
  2. Those convicted of a crime going to prison.
  3. Donald Trump not going to prison.
  4. January 6 protesters walking the streets.
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Insurrection

Conservatives acting within their constitutional rights which shows disobedience to the LAWA agenda.

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Intolerance

  1. Anyone who believes in the God of the bible.
  2. Those who pray in the name of Jesus
  3. Anyone who argues against LAWA
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J

Justice

  1. Punishment for political opponents to the LAWA agenda.
  2. Immunity for those ideologically allied to the LAWA agenda.
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K

Kids

  1. Anyone over the age of 18 months has the right to decide what sex they are WITHOUT parental consent.
  2. Anyone under the age of 18 years can only be given an aspirin WITH parental constent.
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L

Liberal

An ideology that tells you how to live your life and spend your money for the betterment of sociaty. 

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Liberal News Networks

  1. News networks that speak the truth as LAWA sees it.  (See Truth)
  2. LAWA bible.

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M

Minorities

Someone to dumb to make it without LAWA’s guidance.

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Misinformation

Facts, data, or truths that contradict LAWA-approved narratives.

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Morals

Doing what you think is right or feels good as long as you are not following the Bible.

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N

Non-Peaceful Protest

Any opposition to the LAWA agenda. Includes self-defense, resistance, or retaliation—especially by Jews or Trump supporters. Automatically labeled extremist, dangerous, or insurrectionist.

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Nurturing

  1. The LAWA right to abuse, disgrace, belittle, and try to intimidate any and all individuals who dare to speak against the LAWA agenda.
  2. Something to encourage disruption that stops teachers from their boring lessons.
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O

Offensive

Conservatives, Christians, CASA, Donald Trump and Jews

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Opinions

Any statements that condones the views of LAWA

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P

Patriotism

  1. Worshipping Obama as a god.
  2. Those who are willing to die by attacking all forms of law enforcement (running them over with a car).
  3. Citizens giving their land, money, possessions and freedoms to the government;  because LAWA’S form of government is all-knowing, all-seeing, wisest and most qualified to protect its’ inhabitants.
  4. Moving this country toward Socialism.
  5. People who just can’t stand this country.
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Peaceful Protest

A demonstration where property destruction is acceptable, intimidation is justified, and violence is excused—so long as:
1. It is against those who oppose LAWA and;
2. It advances the LAWA agenda.
This will include harassment or harm toward Jews, and physical assaults on individuals who support Donald Trump, all while being labeled “peaceful” or “mostly peaceful.”

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Pornography

  1. Educational material that promotes underage sexual activities. 
  2. Approved reading material for elementary school libraries.
  3. Unapproved discussion material for School Board Meetings.

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Pregnancy Eligibility

Everyone:
If a person feels they can get pregnant, it is intolerant to tell them other wise. (see Intolerance)

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Pronouns

  1. LAWA book of baby names. (They, Them, It)
  2. The ability to create your own gender identity
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Q

Queer

A group of misunderstood individuals that are the future of America.

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R

Racism

A word you cry when you’re losing an argument with a conservative.

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Racist

All whites, no exceptions.

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Rainbow

Support of the homosexual agenda.

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Reproductive Rights

The right to terminate the life developing inside the womb, reframed as healthcare to avoid moral debate.

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Respect

  1. Something you never show to a conservative.
  2. Something you show the LAWA Agenda
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S

Science

Data and research that supports LAWA positions. All other science is dismissed as outdated, biased, or hateful.

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Seizure

How LAWA Reacts to: 
     1. Confronted by a conservative.
     2. Truth
     3. When a woman decides not to have an abortion.

 

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Socialist

Wanting everthing you have except your job. 

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Solar Panels

(See windmills)
Not only does it bring free poultry to the homeless but will also cook the bird.

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Spam

  1. Any calls or emails sent by a conservative.
  2. Great with eggs and rice.
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T

Taxes

  1. A limitless supply of free money taken away for anti LAWA activists. (See Conservatives)
  2. Money given to LAWA special interest to garner votes.
  3. Money given to undocumented aliens, or those who would prefer not to have a job.
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The View

Enough said.

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Tolerance

The requirement that you believe exactly as LAWA believes. Any deviation is considered intolerance. Acceptance is mandatory, particularly regarding gender ideology, where gender is unlimited and self-selected. Use of the word “God” is permitted only if it does not refer to the Father of Jesus.

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Truth

  1. What ever you beleive, as long as it fits the LAWA Agenda.
  2. What ever LAWA tells you.
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U

Undocumented Immigrants

Legal citizens who come into the U.S. without documentation, that deserve:
1. Taxpayer dollars for support.
2. Free housing
3.The right to vote without ID
4. The right to rape, murder, and commit other crimes without prosecution.
5. Citizens being harassed by ICE Agents for no reason at all.

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Unity

Only LAWA agenda is relevant all others must be moved to the Zoo.  (See Zoo)

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V

Victory

When all conservatives sit down, shut up, and are seen, but not heard.

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W

White Privilege

All Whites due to their inherent nature to hate all other nationalities.

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Windmills

  1. A devise that will save the planet, cure global warming, create world peace and teach the world to sing Kumbaya
  2. A device that will bring free poultry to feed the homeless. 

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X

X-Rated

Kindergarten curriculum.

Conservative speech.

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Y

Yawn

What liberals do when conservatives speak, because we really do not want to hear what they say.

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Z

Zoo

LAWA’s goal; a place  to permanently put all Christian conservatives.

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